Why would anyone go to Norway in the winter?

For starters, this view:
On the train to Trondheim

Our first item of business in Norway is to travel by train from Oslo to Trondheim.
On the train to Trondheim

This is for small values of “day”, sinc ehte sun goes down here by 4pm. By the time we get to Tromso, the Sun will stay down for months.
On the train to Trondheim